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baby sitting 

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act
A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting
baby sitting by tymer April 30, 2006

baby sitting 

To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.

When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.

Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."

Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"

Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."

Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."

Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
baby sitting by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007

baby sitting 

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them
there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night
baby sitting by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

babysittin' 

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.
"Yo, mang, stop babysittin' on da 40, pass dat son !!!"
babysittin' by handle187 November 7, 2003

babysittin 

When you're in a cypha with your best buddies, and one of them thinks that the others are so fucked up that they won't notice that the goods are missing.
"Yo, mang, stop babysitting on da 40, pass dat son !!!"
babysittin by Anonymous November 7, 2003

babesitting 

The kids are at bed, sound asleep. Dad puts on rythmical melody playing. He gets a very sexy babe sitting on his lap. Babesitting is the best way to relax the dad after a long and laborous day.
Hey sweetie kids are asleep. Can we have some babesitting time together now?
babesitting by Hēikè October 9, 2019