babysit

karl rove's job running interference for the butthole bushwhacker

I babysit the idiot in the oval orifice so that his foot don't git too deep into his mouf with all them lies.

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN August 27, 2005

babysit

The act of smothering a child using your body weight.

That stupid kid wouldn't shut up, so I decided to babysit for a while.

by KHS BigBird May 27, 2007

Babysitting

The event in which you have to be a chaperon to any girl even planning to get stoned at some point.

Bob: "Hey dude, I got high with amber the other day."
Joe: "Nice bro, was it fun?"
Bob: "You know how it is with chicks, I was babysitting her the whole time."

by UndercoverStoner February 21, 2011

babysit

For shoppers who don't have enough money for an item and decied to save up for it. This term is used for all the times you go to the store to look at it.

i poped in to best buy to babysit my new TV

by Sherrice August 27, 2005

babysit

when someone has a juul or vape of some kind and they let u take care of it for a period at school or sum.

Ayee jessica is finna let me babysit

by 👀🥰 February 25, 2019

Bittorrent Babysitting

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.

A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

by smurfyman April 05, 2010

Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.

"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."

by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011