Binch

When you accidentally pinch your ball when going for a scratch.

Yo nigga I went to scratch my ball and I just fuckin binched myself!

by Meowm1x December 24, 2014

binch

A combination of words: butt, and pinch. Used as a tool of measurement to determine the length of a bowel movement.

Guy 1: Are you okay in there? You've been on the John for 40 minutes!

Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.

Guy 1: How big?

Guy 2: 12 binch's!

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009

Big betty binch

Large fat person that is very stupid

Kyle is a real big betty binch

by Gamer bread February 29, 2020

Salt binch

epic group, tpose fam, actually annoying but kind

yo, look at that Salt Binch, i wanna hate on them

by Hulsky March 07, 2019

Funkin' binch

Technically not swearing (sfw)

Boss: finish those papers by tomorrow!
Mark: ugh you're such a funkin' binch!
Boss: well that's technically not swearing I guess, see you tomorrow!

by notdominic May 16, 2021

Binch

A British slang term for a rude friend in a group chat that you just are really mad at

Binch ™️

I don’t even care she’s such a binch

by donkeysareholy August 19, 2018

Binch

a word to describe the power/battery of an electronic device.

"Hey, imma have to hang up soon. My phone's at 8% binch. We'll talk more later. Happy Gayoween."

by Jane Seth April 18, 2023