assmuncher

A type of person who is a complete asshole but in a different type of way.

A friendly asshole.

Mike- Omg bob is such a fucking assmuncher

Chris- yep

by Spongeboob January 28, 2016

Assmuncher

Anus/viagina sex professional

OMG that is a real assmuncher

by 1503cali June 7, 2018

assmuncher

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

Tweezyshadow loves to eat guys ass, he is called an assmuncher.

by blazethe420buds September 23, 2019

assgurgler

An analinguist overcome by the wonders of intestinal mucus.

In occultic circles this is referred to as booty sweat, the pride of any self-respecting, self-lubricating anus.

Eating ass used to be a tidy affair, but this one partner produced so much intestinal mucus he called me the assgurgler.

by Omro January 27, 2020

assmuncher

a person that is a smelly rat. they are your friend but you hate them.

"oh look, its christine!"
"shes such an assmuncher,"

by assmunchermomo December 29, 2020

Asstangle

1) Similar to a dingleberry, a woven mass of ass hair and toilet paper that forms a sturdy bridge across your anus, left and right, causing a nagging piercing pain when a turd tries to break past it.

2) A particularly loathsome, insufferable, nasty person who seems to live for the sole purpose of causing needless pain to all others with whom they come into contact.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll avoid Bob completely, as he is a legendary asstangle to everyone.

by Arby Juggo January 20, 2023