How did your room get a big ass hole in the wall?
by your face your wall January 10, 2010
when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after
max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house
david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out
david: omg im calling the ambulance
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after
max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house
david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out
david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019
an ass that would resemble my brothers ass. a big fat sasquatch hairy ass, with lint and shit stuck in all the hair. the hair is usually pointed towards the ass hole, as if it was being sucked in like a black hole
by sneaky nagger April 27, 2006
A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩
by fuck me right in the ass hole March 18, 2016
The worse smell imaginable because in an ass hole there is a lot of shit and fart concentrated and confined to a very small place.
by The Fury 13 November 18, 2010
by ddooley December 19, 2007
when you fart into a casserole and place the casserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones ass instead. one may choose to place the ass-casserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of family fun and laughter. feel free to use this gag at family dinners, reunions, pot-lucks, parties, funerals or any occasion.
ooohhh, whats in the casserole? lets see... oh, oh shit, oh thats just wrong, who would do that, why would you fast in a casserole?
- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!
- hahaha you just got a whiff of my ass-er-hole!
by firefarter April 6, 2013