Aslandonia

A fictional country created by May Valateri

Location: midrealm

Terrain: moderate temperature during spring/summer months. Below freezing during winter months. Lush green plains with crystal clear water rivers lakes and ponds. On the coast of a bright blue sea with swamp lands surrounding the coast. And dense forest.

Inhabitants: these include the wolfetarian race (founding race) demons humans fallen angels and monsters.

Capital: aslandonia

Kingdoms: royal Kingdom (contains the capital) Valateri kingdom and Van Aalsburg. (Later all become the royal Kingdom.)

Motto: a place of freedom equality peace and happiness

Aslandonia is a place of freedom equality

peace and happiness.

I would wanna visit aslandonia if it were real,with it's lush green fields and sky high mountains.

by Nunnjustnun March 1, 2023

Aslaan

1) The Lion from C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe". An allegory for God.

2) A curly-haired freak who's ass is so warm, so tight, and so full of sand, that he shits glass.

3) A piece of meat for you to vent your frustration on.

1) "I just got this pet lion, he's so majestic that I'm gonna name him Aslaan."

2) "Hey honey, I think we should get new cabinet handles. I was thinking blown glass."
"Sure sweetie, let me go see if Aslaan has any up his tiny little tush."

3) "I got fired and totalled my car back-to-back yesterday, man. I straight up went to town on my Aslaan the second I got home, couldn't do nothing about it."

by Papaguevo March 13, 2023

Aslan

The magical lion from "the Chronicles of Narnia," he is basically god.

Also, he doesn't exist.

"I AM ASLAN, and I exist in all worlds."

"but your contradicting your very existence!"

"Oh, I hadn't thought of that."

*Aslan dissapears in a poof of logic*

by The American Author January 26, 2013

Asladies

A Guy who behaves like a girl all the time. Often used to tag his behaviour,speech or action.

Ohh Please Dont Ask Mark for the Booze. He is an Asladies.Thats not his stuff.

by Arrun Pareek January 5, 2009

aslayzing

A mixture of the words 'slay' and 'amazing'. Possibly first used by Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan during the livestreams they did to raise money for the Trevor Project.

Guys this is aslayzing we just raised another thousand dollars!

by ismiseralphie June 3, 2014

Aslan

Aslan, the lion king who rules Narnia and in her free time is a teenager who runs a Fifth Harmony twitter fan account, which means that she's a harmonizer. Aslan is magical, she has the power of flirting that's why most of people know her as the flirtiest girl in the fandom, rumours said that she dates at least 78 girls per week. Be careful because she cheats a lot, she might act all lovely and make you fall in love with her but you also might get hurt at the end.
You may also know her as ASSlan, Shane, Luis, Cameron, Sock, Asshole, Camila...

Aslan: "I love you"
Girl 1: "I love you too Aslan"
Girl 2: "wait no she loves me"
Girl 1: "are you cheating on me Aslan?"
Aslan: "i can explain..."
Girl 3: "hey Aslan when are you taking me to watch Frozen?"
Aslan: "I-I uh-I"

by You will never find me April 18, 2014

Aslan's On The Move

When you suddenly and unexpectedly find yourself needing to go to the toilet for a number 2, such as when suffering from diarrhea.

"Gotta run to the toilet again, Aslan's on the move!"

"Quick, where's the toilet? Aslan's on the move!"

by syrafex August 21, 2008