arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

by neil armstrong April 9, 2008

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

arsehole to breakfast-time

A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".

If I don't see an improvement I shall kick you from arsehole to breakfast-time!

by Jim Warren January 7, 2006

Arsehole Casserole

A culmination of 5+ people's shit in a small toiler that has not been flushed, resulting in extreme blockage. The manual process of unblocking the toilet with the use of a soup ladle, creating a casserole-esque substance and a heightened smell of extreme sewage poo.

Best served cold and fermented. A Dutch speciality.

Disclaimer: High risk of losing your deposit.

synonyms: #asscass

''Chris, did you just shit on my original Blockage?''

"Na Jukes, but we've created an all mighty Arsehole Casserole"

by ThePooProfessor October 19, 2013

arsehole acrobat

Yet another phrase to describe those lovers of the chocolate starfish, those hitmen on the Hershey highway, those turd burglars that we know and love.

He's an arsehole acrobat on the turd trapeze.

by Ian Howlett June 5, 2003

arsehole lucky

extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.

"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003