Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.

1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"

by Iron bone pony October 1, 2016

yarn diet

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

by yarnchick August 19, 2012

adventure yarn

damn near lamest phrase I have ever had the displeasure to come across...

lamer1: This book is a wondrously enlightening adventure yarn.

by #38478 September 5, 2006

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Yarn balls

When a cat starts to snuggle and you start to feel all warm, cuddly and loved, they suddenly hop away for no apparent reason, leaving you feeling cold and used.

My cat left me with yarn balls this morning, and it hurt.

by Crocro July 18, 2013

ripping yarn

Aussie slang for a really good story.

Have you read *book title* ? It’s a ripping yarn.

by Supportive_Clouds August 14, 2022

Yarn junkie

A person who plays with yarn to the point of questionably high level superseding all other activities. Usually a Knitter, Crocheter, Spinner, Dyer, Weaver or other Wool enthusiast. Yes, they are addicted. No, there is no 12-step program due to lack of interest in quitting.

She knit 12 pairs of socks this month AND bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! Can't help herself!

by BeachBumKnitter September 13, 2017