Alandos

One of the most amazingest person in the whole wide world. Someone who ligths up the room everytime he walks in. A person who always knows what to say and when to say it. A very smart, sexy, funny, and loving person. The love of Brianna's life; Her one and only. Someone who trys to deny how perfect he is, but cant really do that because ot would be denying the truth. Someone who has a bright and meaningful future. You are the love of my life. A person who I cant even express how much my love is for them.

Adjectives: boo bear, love, and something eles that shall not be said...at this moment

Ex: Even when im in the room with Alandos I still miss hom so much.
Alandos is so freaking sexy, its crazy

by Eggypanda November 7, 2018

Armando

He is the best dad ever.If ur dads name is Armando u are the luckiest person.He will never give up on u.he is funny and nice.He may have been through a lot and be sad from the inside but will never show it.He will always love his family. Armando is just the best 1.) Dad 2.) Husband 3.) Friend 4.) Uncle 5.)son!.<3 they are someone u would never want to lose in ur life.

Armando is the best.

by Ihatemylife<3 February 5, 2022

Armando

He is a real weird dude. He is short. Every night at this certain time he always gets in sad nigga hours. All the girls that he talks to say they remind them of their lil brother. He ruined the human race one time because he had a one night stand and created a demon child. He runs really fast though. I guess you could say he is a cool dude. No homo or hetero though.

His penis is short but he can go fast , its just like armando

by Bixch December 2, 2018

Armando

Armando is where you get all your Ramen from. He eats Ramen like he eats his booty. If you touch Armandos ramen then... you dead.

Look at armando eat that ramen
Yeah he slurp it like me

by Judgejudy December 2, 2018

Armando

BIG player, Usually Mexican. Tells girls that he "loves them" But really he's just trying to get with them. Once he has sex with you he WILL leave you not long after you 'do it'. He leaves all his girlfriends heartbroken. And he most likely wont even care about your feelings. No matter what DON'T trust anything he says.

Brandon " Hey Armando, aren't you with Brittney?"
Armando " Uhhhm, Who's Brittney?"
Brandon " The girl you took to your house yesterday.."
Armando " what the fuck are you talking about? I don't know her!!"

by CanyonCountryGiiiirl September 3, 2009

Armando

Weird ass mother fucker thats built like the cinnamon from apple jacks and looks like a mf broccoli.

Hey Fuck you Armando, Broccoli head ass mf

by sodjwodo November 21, 2021

Armando

noun
1. one who writes stream-of-consciousness essays.
2. a seemingly obtuse and emotionally inarticulate boy too afraid to be who he is and go after what he wants that he just stands by silently; a wallflower.

1.
j: 'what is this essay?! sounds like someone was just writing exactly what came into their head!"
t: 'oh, its armando'
j: 'ahh.'

2.
may: 'why won't he return my calls? i want to explain!'
june: 'forget him, he's just being an armando. there are plenty more fish in the sea!'

by godSHIT August 17, 2011