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Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me July 8, 2017
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This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like
Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”
by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019
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The after blow

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When your screwing a girl in the ass, face down and pretend you jizz on her back (by spitting on her back) then, as she turns her head towards you, you burst your load right in her face.
My girl friend didnt like when i pulled the after blow right in her face.
by Publess chicken December 31, 2010
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The After Party

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Some Dope Ass Cover Band From Portland, Oregon. They play super gay shit and Then Rage Against The Machine. The Lead Singer listens to Creed and Nickelback while the Bass Player listens to music that would probably Trigger PTSD from his College years in Troy, NY and make him draw heat. The Drummer who has recent interest in Brazilians, would likely be found at a Cosplay convention having unprotected sex with a Lela look alike from Futurama. The Lead guitarist whom is from the Philly Cheesecake capital enjoys engulfing his face in Taco Bell before practices and likes to publicly body shame fat cats.
The After Party has some Kick Ass
music!
by Thomasdude September 5, 2020
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the after burners

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a bad case of diarea so bad that it burns your butt hole. this usualy follows the eating og spicy foods, and sometimes require the participant to strip down naked, turn out the lights, and splash water on themselvs as to not over heat during this brutal act.
dude, those tacos i ate last night gave me a bad case of the after burners
by black qs night December 17, 2006
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The After Joy

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January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.
"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."
by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012
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