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Adulting 

A term used when a person would rather spend most the time sleeping(at home) instead of going out.
p1: hey! wanna hang-out?
p2: nah, i feel like Adulting today.
Adulting by Slothated August 12, 2023

Adulting network 

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡
“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

Adulting 

Typically used by the neurodivergent community, refers to doing chores and other adult tasks when it would otherwise be difficult for one reason or another.
I just changed the sheets and blankets on my bed; I'm adulting today!
Adulting by maniacalcarnee October 9, 2025
Intransitive verb. Either carrying out the responsibilities of adulthood, often in contrast to peers who are unable or unwilling to do so, or attempting do so despite your unwillingness or inability.
"I've been Adulting all day. I did my taxes, my dishes and my laundry."
"I did some Adulting too! I made a whole phone call."
Adulting by Shamus_Aran January 14, 2026

dependent adulting 

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting