The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.
History repeats itself.
History repeats itself.
by ThirstyThurston February 02, 2021
This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.
by fucksauce March 20, 2024
Accordion noodle :🪗🍝
by Mommymilkyyumyum May 18, 2023
by Dudebro420 April 02, 2017
by Datboi67 June 09, 2018
The act of two gentlemen putting there penises together and a female or male jerk's them off with both hands thus creating an accordion like action
Omg Becky the other day I swear Jake and Jared made me do an new Orleans accordion on them it was so hot I definitely made music that night for sure
by Soda_pop January 30, 2025
The other day I was at my friend's house doing homework when I saw his dad giving the neighbor a Scottish Accordion.
by Stan Demo December 02, 2021