packing a bomb

When someone has a large amount of smokeless tobacco in their lip at one time, this is considered a "bomb"

Guy 1: Yo check out my lip, its fuckin huge!
Guy 2: Thats sum pussy shit, James has half a tin in right now
Guy 1: Damn, that niggas packing a bomb!

by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy January 18, 2010

abomination

A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination.
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.

guy one: wassup want to drink some beers later?
guy two: yeah sure but first I have to.....OH FUCK!!!!!MY EYES!!!
guy one: wtf are you talking abo......JESUS CHRIST!!!MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy two: *gasp* it....its the....abomination....*cough*...must have crawled out of the drain pipe or the grease pit.....*hack*.. don't think im going to be able to see the same again.
guy one: OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO SHOW US ITS ASS CRACK!!!! DONT LOOK WHATEVER YOU DO!!!DONT LO.............
(both die upon the revealing of the ass crack)

by thatguy77 January 27, 2008

Abobo

Slang.
An Abortion.

The deliberate termination of a human life. Some people are anti-abobo, others are pro Choice.

Regan decided to have an abobo after her boyfriend Meredith said he didn't want anything to do with the baby. Kennedy wanted to come with Regan to get her abobo at the Whittier Health centre. After her abobo, Regan cried for three whole days.

by Babydoll75 March 9, 2019

abominable

Arousing disgust and hatred; detestable; loathesome. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.

You are ten thousand times so abominable in his eyes as the most hateful and venemous serpent is in ours.

by allison wonderland October 5, 2005

musical abomination

~abominable, scandalous music
~the opposite to an eargasm
~music which causes disgust or hatred
~downwright crap music, poor quality and repetitve sounds

#The Sex Pistols MAY HAVE BEEN SEEN AS a musical abomination to some weirdos
#Crazy Frog , although catchy for some people, certainly is one

by Pollie October 29, 2007

Abimbolan

He is always there for you when you feel like you can't handle it. He will put a blanket on the grass and comfort you kiss your neck with love and treat you like a lady. He will also grab you around the waist making your heart pump fast feel all warm. He likes to start being cute but you have to tell him to stop before your heart explodes. He is kind,intelligent and captivating with his complements he always wants to know how you doing. He loves crazy women because they spice up his life in the best way. He also loves taking cute pictures of things because he enjoys the warm feeling inside when looks back at them. He is a great kisser with lots of patience a real gentleman.

Abimbolan is very close to my heart💞

by mennäperille December 19, 2019

The Abomination

The Abomination is created by combining a McDonald’s Double Cheeseburger and a Double Quarter Pounder. Remove the bottom bun from the Double Cheese. Then remove the bottom bun from the Double Quarter. Slap them together meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. Devour. Repeat. Remember to keep the shock paddles charged.

"How did Jeff die?"
"He tried to eat The Abomination. Twice. I think he pooped out his soul."

by celxius August 22, 2011