artificially busy

A state of activity usually rerserved for use in the presence of a manager or boss. The activity mimics productiveness without actually serving a purpose. Usually instituted by lazy co-workers who want to avoid being singled out for new assignments.

Dept. Manager: Bob, could you summarize this file for thursday's meeting?
Bob: (carrying a worthless stack of documents) Oh, I wish I could but I'm still working on this right now. Maybe you could ask Mary to do it?
Dept Manager: Ok , I wonder where she is.

2. (Mary rushes by artificially busy. She is headed for the break room)
Dept. Manager: Mary, I was just...
Mary: Um, Dave I'll be right with you, I just need to take care of one thing... (walks away in a haze of false productiveness)
Dept. Manager: Wow, these guys are so busy...what a great team! I guess I could do this summary myself...

by thenadie1 October 9, 2005

artificial intelligence

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.

That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.

by Coenie November 14, 2004

Artificiaphobia

The fear of artificial intelligence. Technophobia is the fear of new technology, and this is a more specific fear, of "ai" itself.

Someone can be interested in technology, but still have a phobia of artificial intelligence.

All these ai generated images are giving me artificiaphobia..

I would love to support your art, but I have artificaphobia and that looks like it was generated in midjourney.

by Tukyo January 1, 2023

Antiflirting

Deceivingly flirting but then not flirting immediately after, due to lack of consistency. This may occcur in a situation with "new" flirtations.

Girl likes Boy, Boy thinks he does and then backs off. Observe:

Boy: "You're so beautiful"
Girl: "Aw, thanks"
Boy: "*ruffles your head* Love ya kiddo"
Girl: "..."
Girl's Friend: "haha he was totally antiflirting..."

by ShanShan680 December 3, 2011

Artifeel

Definition:

Artificial feeling; a feeling without commitment. An emotional feeling that isn't directed to any one person.

Example:

Person 1: Can we cuddle?
Person 2: But I don't like you like that.
Person 1: Don't worry they're just artifeels
Person 2: I guess we can cuddle; as long as I'm the little spoon

by FISTFULofCAKES April 26, 2014

Artifacial intelligence

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.

Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....

by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

artificial chaos

The blue liquid robot from Sonic Adventure 2 that can fire lasers and attack with its tentacles.

Watch out for the artificial chaos

by Discombobulated March 24, 2004