acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

Acoustic Hangover

Realization the next morning after producing a piece of music while high and/or drunk that the music sonically isn't dope as fuck, but rather shit.

Yo Bro, last night's session I thought we sounded like 'Chris Lake' but woke up this morning with a serious acoustic hangover as our track sounded more like 'Nickelback'.

by redux saints March 03, 2021

Acoustic Toothbrush

A non-electric toothbrush.

My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries so I had to use my acoustic toothbrush.

by AlexanderTehGreat April 17, 2021

Acoustic Cigarettes

Any cigarette that is not electronic.

Lucy: It's like everyone's going e-cigarettes now!

Sam: I know right! I'll never go electronic. Acoustic cigarettes ftw.

cigarette acoustic fag vaping hipster

by EmberYoung January 29, 2016

acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 06, 2004

acoustic bike

An idiotic term made up by e-bike enthusiasts on Twitter who are too stupid to pick up a dictionary and realize that the term "acoustic" has to do with only sound or music.

Moron: Check out my new e-bike your acoustic bike sucks in comparison.

Smart person: Does it look like my bike makes music!?

by satrain181 June 29, 2021

Acoustic pussy

When you do it so good that her vag sings to you. Opposite of electric pussy.

“Fucked her so good i heard halo by Rihanna. She’s got an acoustic pussy for sure”

by Lovebot March 01, 2023