macaroni in a boat

A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.

"I tried giving my grandma's friend a macaroni in a boat, but my feet were too big."

by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017

Tits on a boat

like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.

Believed origins of the term:

1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.

"your as useless as tits on a boat"

by Felix Greene April 2, 2009

Taking a boat to the moon

Crazy

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?

by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010

On a boat

1. To be high as shit. 2. To be so high, it feels like one is floating.

"Dude we need to get going" "I can't man. Im on a boat nigga!"

by Mr. Flinstoned May 19, 2010

Riding a river of game on a boat of swag

when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex

Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.

by Rye324 April 28, 2011

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

build a boat for treasure

build a boat for treasure is among of the populat game on roblox. build a boat for treasure (babft) is a building game where you have to build something and hope you have strong enough blocks to get to the end. by surviving to the end you will get a gold block everytime u get to the treasure. You can also build super detailed stuff using the scalling tool which is around 9000 gold in shop.

yooo dude i just built a super detailed boat in build a boat for treasure only using titanium blocks!!! its amazing

by notlemonthekiller November 1, 2020