A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

There’s a butterfly on your nose

A way of not directly saying I love you

Hey did you know There’s a butterfly on your nose

by MahalKitaMonAmor April 4, 2023

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Punching a one armed clown in the nose

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020