The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.
Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009
Get the Dick Dysonmug. Ms Dyson is the the worst teacher on the planet, will go on feminist rants if prompted. She fights for equal rights but hates men and says the N-Word in class (she is white as a cloud) she also picks favorites in her own children. When she goes on a 50 minute rant during history when someone makes a point against her claim that person isn't seen for a while.
by Cum Dawg August 28, 2023
Get the Ms. Dysonmug. by rykuno February 2, 2019
Get the Dyson In and Outmug. A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.
by TheBatDaddyWS January 19, 2023
Get the Dolly Dysonmug. me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk
by carpetdoctor August 21, 2013
Get the Industrial Dysonmug. James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse
Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
by Uncle Derick October 2, 2018
Get the james dysonningmug. Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.
Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.
Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.
Ashley: hey did you see mark today?
James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.
James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.
by Long live perlicia July 28, 2019
Get the Mark Dysonmug.