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Give her a t-shirt

When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?
Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!

Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.
by P.Sat November 2, 2009
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Put that on a t-shirt

A way to tell somebody that what they said has some kind of a deep meaning.
Bro1: Dude, hate lasts longer than dislike
Bro2: Put that on a t-shirt
by BeSafeBoi August 26, 2016
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like a dirty shirt

Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.
Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!
by Llife August 31, 2017
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guy-in-a-checked-shirt

Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.

This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.

guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.

Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.

I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
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May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
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pussy on a t-shirt

Paul has been killing vagina for so long that he started putting pussy on a t-shirt.

When someone passes away in the inner city and other parts of the city, the person who dies has their pictures put on a t-shirt as a memorial. To keep their memory alive and the same can be said when you put pussy on a t-shirt

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I didn't take off all of my clothes. She literally backed her behind into my t-shirt and i had her pussy on a t-shirt.
I have been killing pussy for so long and I started putting pussy on a t-shirt back in '95
by Mel with the Spell January 31, 2026
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2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked
by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023
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