Jono

The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.
Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!
by PURE BOGAN HERE March 12, 2023
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jono penis

Large and sexy. Every girl wanna sit on it all day and night. It suits people best if there name begins with D.
His dick is so big. D... should ride it. Penis galore! Jono penis is spectacular
by Creecred22 May 9, 2017
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Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009
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Jono Argument

An argument in which a person with an absurdly high IQ taunts another person, whose IQ is slightly (but significantly) lower, until the latter person cracks and storms out in a fit of anger (usually takes all of 30 seconds)
Fiona: Man, did you see Jono storm out of here before?
Hannah: Yeah, don't worry about that, we just had a Jono Argument
by hbenns November 28, 2014
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jono ilori

a guy who is really big headed and up his own ass too far!
alright stop being such a jono ilori
by woodytheledge June 6, 2009
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Jono

By using this word you are calling someone a bitch, a hoe, a whore, a stripper, a cow, a chicken, a ugly ass muthafucka, a stupid bitch, an ugly ass, a stupid ugly hoe ass ugly mother fucking fucker,

the other person would respond with death.
You are such a Jono!!! faka u
by iloveboobies89 December 15, 2022
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Jono

someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac
man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?
by jonojudge153 October 26, 2018
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