zwinky'd

When a friend or acquaintance covertly installs Zwinky on your computer loading it with adware and spyware for you to discover later

"Oh man, i just got zwinky'd by Cochram"

by Rwank July 29, 2007

Zwitsal

Somone who is always crying about shit. Or someone who's a fckin noob and still needs to learn how it's done.
Also someone who always think he's correct and tries to be the smart guy is often a zwitsal.

Referring to zwitsal babyoil which little cry babies put on the soft asses

Zwitsal: ''Hee guys wanna see a movie with me and my mom? I got coca cola cold and chips ready! :)''

You: gaesdood zwitsal! call again if you got big afrikanen met die kilo's cocaïne eeuh pussy.

by NyeZ June 30, 2011

zwile

A USELESS FUCKING CUNT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE. HE FUCKS AROUND IN HISTORY AND WILL MAKE A TERRIBLE CAR GUARD AT BEST, FUCK THIS GUY

OH MY FUCK HES SUCH A ZWILE

by Tinky_Winky69 May 17, 2018

zwieback

A type of bun made by Mennonites which translates to "two-bake" from Low-German (Plautdietsch) because it is baked twice. If you try to put butter on one of these you will get the evil eye, as it has the butter baked in already. Jam is perfectly acceptable, however, and even expected. It is also acceptable to dunk them in coffee or to eat them with cheese/meat/pickles like a sandwich.

They have a funny shape which may remind you of a boob, a snowman without a head, a matryoshka doll or even your rotund little grandma.

Cousin 1: Dude your grandma's thicc af.
Cousin 2: Damn straight, she been eatin' those zwieback for days son. But dude, she's your grandma too.
Cousin 1: It's hard to keep track of whom I'm related to and in what way.

by PastaLass February 25, 2017

Zwiefelhofer

Rhymes with quiefelhofer, means awesome, tall, and wonderful. Commonly shortened to be called "zwief", which then can be turned into "quief". Common in Northern Wisconsin. Realistically means onion farmer, but whatever.

That Jessy Zwiefelhofer is one tall awesome bitch!

by zwiefie11 December 11, 2012

zwick

someone who is a MAJOR slut. like the sluttiest of sluts.

bill- dude, do you think that girl puts out easily?
ted- yeah! she's a major zwick!
bill- ha! yeah i figured.

by shagg2dope February 11, 2009

Zwizzerpizzerfunkamiggler

a tall, often rotund, talking jar of marmalade (similar to the Kool-Aid Man).

After drinking all night I wanted a snack but when I walked into the kitchen I thought I saw Zwizzerpizzerfunkamiggler!

by The_Prof September 15, 2009