A sexual act in which you jump out of a plane naked and have sex with your partner in the air. land in ice cold water and then shit in the water.
guy1= heyy what did you do on the weekend?
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!
by Yukonfun333 December 2, 2009
Get the Yukon flying spidermug. A typical American car, idiots waste 60 thousand dollars to buy a car that will rust, and because the Yukon and Terrain look the same, people don't know what to call them.
Absolute waste of money, in every way.
The drivers usually are rich, cocky assholes who have 20 kids and have 6 screaming, whining babies in the back of the car, with the wife texting while driving, and the husband singing a lullaby to the crying babies.
Absolute waste of money, in every way.
The drivers usually are rich, cocky assholes who have 20 kids and have 6 screaming, whining babies in the back of the car, with the wife texting while driving, and the husband singing a lullaby to the crying babies.
Dave (Passenger): Fucking asshole, cutting us off like that, typical Yukon driver!
Greg (Driver: Ah, that's a Yukon DENALI!
No, wait, that's a Terrain Denali, or a regular old Terrain, or a regular old Yukon.
While the are driving behind the Yukon Terrain Denali, it suddenly stops in the middle of the highway.
Dave: (Puts window down) What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YTD Husband: Can you watch your mouth, my 6 babies are here!
Driver: (Puts window down) Fuck you and fuck your babies!
YTD Wife: I just got a call from my son at home, he is playing with his Yukon Denali toy!
YTD Husband: Oh that's wonderful, honey!
Driver: (Dials 911) Hello, police, yeah I'm near the underpass at Highway 54, and there is a woman on her phone, stopped in the middle of the road, licence plate number YTD-#1.
Police Dispatch: What is their vehicle?
Greg: A 2013 GMC Yukon Denali, or a GMC Yukon, or a
GMC Terrain or Terrain Denali, you can't miss it, it is a white with a yellow stripe in the middle.
Police Dispatch: We'll send a unit as soon as possible, sir.
5 Minutes Later, a police car showed up, and gave the wife a fine of 500$, when they handed her the fine, she gave it to her husband, and walked over to Greg and Dave's car, and flipped them off.
Greg: Fuck you, bitch!
This story was based on true events, along with a few things I added myself.
Yukon Terrain Denali (YTD)
Greg (Driver: Ah, that's a Yukon DENALI!
No, wait, that's a Terrain Denali, or a regular old Terrain, or a regular old Yukon.
While the are driving behind the Yukon Terrain Denali, it suddenly stops in the middle of the highway.
Dave: (Puts window down) What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YTD Husband: Can you watch your mouth, my 6 babies are here!
Driver: (Puts window down) Fuck you and fuck your babies!
YTD Wife: I just got a call from my son at home, he is playing with his Yukon Denali toy!
YTD Husband: Oh that's wonderful, honey!
Driver: (Dials 911) Hello, police, yeah I'm near the underpass at Highway 54, and there is a woman on her phone, stopped in the middle of the road, licence plate number YTD-#1.
Police Dispatch: What is their vehicle?
Greg: A 2013 GMC Yukon Denali, or a GMC Yukon, or a
GMC Terrain or Terrain Denali, you can't miss it, it is a white with a yellow stripe in the middle.
Police Dispatch: We'll send a unit as soon as possible, sir.
5 Minutes Later, a police car showed up, and gave the wife a fine of 500$, when they handed her the fine, she gave it to her husband, and walked over to Greg and Dave's car, and flipped them off.
Greg: Fuck you, bitch!
This story was based on true events, along with a few things I added myself.
Yukon Terrain Denali (YTD)
by KavonIskaoen March 20, 2013
Get the Yukon Terrain Denali (YTD)mug. A sexual act in which one person is punched repeatedly while their leg is securely caught in a bear trap.
She said I was too vanilla, so I hit her with the Yukon Rockslide. Missionary probably would have been better because I'm in jail now obviously.
by tandembicyclegang May 8, 2018
Get the Yukon Rockslidemug. by @JustEdgarDK January 2, 2022
Get the Yukonmug. by Ffjfdjkidsj February 26, 2021
Get the Yukonmug. Person 1: I just gave my girl a Yukon Yahtzee and it made me feel like I was betting high stakes in blackjack.
Person 2: bagel
Person 2: bagel
by GoatseEnthusiast69 February 9, 2022
Get the Yukon Yahtzeemug. the best cat ever. who was taken from me before he even turned a year old. before we even spent a full week together. im sorry i failed you yukon. im sorry i couldnt save you. im sorry that we didnt get to know each other better before we parted. and im sorry for everything. im sorry that i couldnt go to you when you scratched at the door. im sorry it took me so long to write this, but just know you are the best cat and no other will replace you. I'll have a hole in my heart shaped like you for the rest of my life.
by the amazing jazzyb September 27, 2022
Get the Yukonmug.