yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

Green Movement Yuppie

Acronym for Young Urban Professional who is into the green movement. Group whose culture blends the hippie/counterculture values of the 60s and the materialistic values of the 80s. Usually found in Starbuck's, organic food stores, and generally are into outdoor exercise activities such as running, cycling, etc. Generally liberal in their political views. They tend to be self-confident and place an emphasis on personal appearance/status. They may also exhibit green “techie” tendencies, where they purchase/endorse “green” technology that complements their outdoor lifestyle (hybrids, energy efficient light bulbs, digital books, etc.).

"A Green Movement Yuppie just parked their tofu filled Lexus Hybrid at Starbucks."

"Look another Green Movement Yuppie eating Kashi bars on a $6000 bicycle"

by Horsepower_and_torque_Junkie February 9, 2010

YUPPIES

An acronym originally meaning Young Urban Professionals. Usually referring to one who exhibits pretentious or snobbish behavior.

The two Yuppie met at Starbucks and fell in love while comparing their L.L. Bean catalogs.

by Roze May 27, 2005

Yupping

(verb) To be somewhere doing something with people because you want to be with them, and not because you actually want to be where you are or do what they are doing.

*Tucker and the squad are watching the Patriots vs. Ravens game, and the Ravens just scored*
Tucker: Holy shit Jack did you see that touchdown?

*Jack does not watch football*
Jack: I guess.

Tucker: What do you mean "I guess"? That touchdown was sick!

Jack: Bro I don't even care about football, I'm just yupping.

by Jasnah November 4, 2019

Yuppin

(verb) Short for yupping.

Yupping is when you are somewhere doing something with group of people because you want to be with them, and not because you want to be there or do what they are doing.

*Harrison, Tucker, and the squad are out at a bar to celebrate Harrison turning 21*
Harrison: Can I get tall Miller Lite for my friends and I?

Bartender: Sure, coming right up.

*Tucker is coming off of a bad hangover, and if he drinks at all he's gonna throw up*
Tucker: I'll just have water.

Harrison: Tucker, your not getting anything? It's my 21st birthday!

Tucker: Nah man I can't drink right now, I'm just yuppin.

by Jasnah November 4, 2019

yuppie

a very arrogant well put together young urban professional who you more than likely will find wearing gucci and prada with a large bank account which they love to brag about. You can find them drinking Starbucks, living in a one bedroom apartment in a city where they will pay 1000-2000 a month for and spending another 3000 a month on their credit cards. They brag about their designer clothes and love to flaunt them , as well as their wealth. They look down upon anyone who isnt as wealthy or high status as they are. Men are likely to be found wearing designer suits, gucci preferably with slicked back or well cut hair. The women will be wearing prada/gucci and fendi. The most arrogant concieted fucks on the planet.

Look at that yuppie flaunting his wealth.
Most of the characters in American Psycho

by Paul Allen February 25, 2005

yuppity

A combination of yuppie and uppity. An adjective describing a person in the upper-middle to upper socioeconomic class (usually a yuppie), who acts as if they are above everyone else. Symptoms include snootiness, haughtiness, and generally distasteful treatment of the people around them.

That yuppity bitch thinks she can cut in line just because she's carrying a Coach handbag and wearing a Dior suit.

by saram July 9, 2004