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Yonism

Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022
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Pulling a Michael Yorsz

When you're standing alone in a crowd, looking somewhere else, and looking like a model while you're at it without intending to.
Girl 1: "Lookin like a model, Aliya!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, you just pulled a Michael Yorsz right there! Don't move! *snaps picture* Hastagh Pulling A Michael Yorsz."
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Yorkshire

Yorkshire is great cos you get a decent pint of beer
But there is only one good drink that tetley's do, and thats tea
by mr smith March 6, 2005
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yurisexual

some girl who's openly into yuri but if you jab at her sexually she'll say shes straight
she's such a yurisexual

you like yuri right? "yeah" are you gay "no wtf"
by BadassTurtlz November 23, 2016
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yarissa

She is an amazing girl you will never find someone like her. She is a great friend and a very loyal and trustworthy person. She will also be there for you when you need her and be their to listen to what you have to say.
Did you see that girl she is Yarissa she is amazing!
by imhereidk January 5, 2017
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Yorkshire

Yorkshire born, yorkshire bred, strong in the arm and great in bed ... up your lancashire =p
yorkshire is better than lancashire The end ... no but ... its a fact ... so just accept it
by Yamashita =] August 19, 2008
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yorkshire

Yorkshire is the best damned place in England, and I am not being baist - I'm from Scotland.
It has beauty and a great deal of countryside, which, unfortunately, is disappearing. Probably one of the only places in Britain that is British.
Myself, I am moving to Scotland again next year, for Yorkshire is for the Yorkshire men. Keep immigrants out of it! They do not deserve to live there, and will only populate the towns, hence making them bigger.
Yorkshire people are not animal molesters, either; any dumbass knows that, and almost any dumbass knows that when it comes to bestiality, Wales is the joke. Not Yorkshire.

I've traveled England, and Yorkshire is definately the best place- not just from my point of veiw, but from all my fellow outsider's.
Yorkshire is the next best place to the beauty one can find in Scotland, and I greatly admire it and all it's native peoples.
by Hellz August 7, 2006
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