Yonks

An extrememly long time. (noun)

Dude, I haven't spoken to you in yonks!

by HLNT October 19, 2004

Yoink

Onomatopoeia referencing a common cartoon sound effect played to enhance the action of an object being quickly stolen. The word obtained a more popular use after it's frequent utterance from Homer Simpson, the animated star of Fox's The Simpsons.

Word is spoken to make obvious or humorous the playful theft of an item in front of others.

You shouldn't leave your wallet lying around like that...Yoink!

by jedimasta August 12, 2005

yoinky dink

A stupid ass word you have thought of once in your life

*brain at 2 am* - "YOINKY DINK"

by YOINKY DINK February 10, 2019

yoinky spoinky

a dance that chat told jerma to do

no chat i will not hit that yoinky spoinky

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022

porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks

Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha

by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

yoink!

If you say this before you snatch someone's bagle/cig/whatever, you aren't really stealing.

"Mmm, bagle..."
"Yoink!"
"Hey!"

by Glenn Towle January 16, 2006