Banana Yoghurt

A colloquial for ejaculate. Used jocularly

"He's keen on banana yoghurt" meaning that he likes to suck cock. Often simply meaning "he's Gay", even if not factually accurate about liking semen.

by R. Clayton Jr November 28, 2005

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Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004

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man yoghurt

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.

Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!

by Entropia March 06, 2007

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1,2,3 Yoghurt

1,2,3 Yoghurt is a definition of Premature Ejaculation which effects one in 3 men, Altho commonly thought to be highly embarasing 1,2,3 Yoghurt has bought a sense of comedy to the failure to pleasure the woman for the required time.

Dave - "I saw you leave with that girl last night..Talk"

Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"

Dave - "You Drain it?"

Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "

Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"

by Oh Gav! April 27, 2009

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