Yanker

Someone who takes selfies who should be doing their laundry

"You little yanker"

by Anon_mystris February 25, 2015

New York Yanker

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

by newyorker51 October 12, 2023

Yanker

A yanker is someone who uses creative (and sometimes humorous but mostly cringe and embarrassing) methods to enhance their physical appearance, strength, or muscles, often by leveraging props or clever tricks – like pulling on their pants to flex their muscles!"

Person 1: I'm so strong my twig like armlettes weigh 40kg each
Person 2: Cope! We all know you're a yanker flexing by clutching to your pants pocket.

by Onclebonbon June 28, 2024

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

Yanker

The word Yanker is sometimes used as slang for the word pistol.

He owed me some money so I had to pull my yanker on him.

by SF Master Chief April 22, 2017