you're the man now dog

verbal gratification given to one's 'dog,' to inform them that they are in fact The Man now.

"Thanks for buying me all those lap dances. You're the man now, dog!"

by Big $teel August 31, 2003

I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007

You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

by somedaysomehow October 22, 2023

you lie like a dog

it’s a play with words meaning dogs lay on the ground and you’re not telling the truth.

You lie like a dog!

by bigLuke26$ October 15, 2019

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits

You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.

"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!

by Dave September 19, 2003

Dog the shit out of you

Sloppy, wet hardcore sex until you both squirt like a fire hose

I’m gonna dog the shit out of you tonight.

by Lance dice December 26, 2019