would you like one of my kidneys with that?

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.

'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

by necrophilicdemoness January 22, 2008

I owe you one

An expression used to imply that one good deed done will be reciprocated

Thank you for getting the work done while I was away, I owe you one.

by valormann July 30, 2018

You have one new text message

You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020

you got one bitch left, hear

This is a phrase often said when someone you are around continously uses the word "bitch" to refer to you. This is phrase used as somewhat of a warning to the one using the word "bitch".

Alright, you got one bitch left, hear.

by wdtm? April 21, 2018

68 and i owe you one

Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.

He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

I'll let you ponder over that one

Something you say when you realise you've said something really stupid, usually in an argument, in order to try and save face and make out that what you said is in fact obscurely witty.

Person one: Lol fag!

Person two: No u!

Person one: Make me!

Person two: ?????

Person one: I'll let you ponder over that one for a bit

by Dudey McCool January 14, 2011

You kill sound like one white girl ahlie

The words of a tramp called Nikki

“You kill sound like one white girl ahlie” - use when ugly and insecure

by yubo group November 22, 2022