A console created by Microsoft and Bill Gates when they realized the Xbox wasn't bringing them enough money. The Xbox 360 has graphics that are only slightly better than the Xbox. Despite this, it is almost twice the price of an Xbox.
This console will be primarily purchased by sheep who enjoy being brainwashed by big corporations. Smart people who wish to save their money will mod their xboxes and pirate free xbox games until the 360 drops in price.
It should also be noted that this console was cheaply manufactured in China, and is sold to Americans for highway robbery prices, which explains the crashes and dreaded "screen of death."
This console will be primarily purchased by sheep who enjoy being brainwashed by big corporations. Smart people who wish to save their money will mod their xboxes and pirate free xbox games until the 360 drops in price.
It should also be noted that this console was cheaply manufactured in China, and is sold to Americans for highway robbery prices, which explains the crashes and dreaded "screen of death."
Oh man. I paid $300 for an Xbox 360 and the graphics for DOA 4 don't look much better than DOA Ultimate! I should have saved my money!
by transduction June 05, 2006
1)The next version of Xbox with slightly upgraded visuals and wireless controllers (see xbox 1.5). It was named 360 in order outdo Sony's PS3 (also known as PS2.5).
2)A giant mettalic tampon (that plays video games too!)
2)A giant mettalic tampon (that plays video games too!)
1) Person 1: OMG Check out teh graphics on my Xbox 360
Person 2: Wow... That looks like it can be an Xbox game.
Person 1: OMG WTF!! *slaps person 2*
2) Person 1: Sweet, check out my tampon... it plays videogames !!
Person 2: Wow...
Person 2: Wow... That looks like it can be an Xbox game.
Person 1: OMG WTF!! *slaps person 2*
2) Person 1: Sweet, check out my tampon... it plays videogames !!
Person 2: Wow...
by KaizerOumft May 23, 2005
by DaBirdIsDaWord May 28, 2011
Playstation 3 with a tiny red ring that turns on when Microsoft decides it wants you to buy it again. Essentially designed as a foolproof plan to keep people from playing their previous system long into then ext generation, the machine essentially self-destructs after fifteen minutes of playing your old "the office" DVDs.
by Ravio July 03, 2015
The xbox 360 is just an xbox with better graphics. It will fail miserablly and will once again succumb to Sony's Playstation series. The controllers suck because they aren't configured with any regard to the player's natural hold. It will again not produce enough games to even rival PS3. People just buy this console because they can't wait to save up enough money to purchase a PS3, they have a false belief that American products are of better quality than Japanese products, and lastly, these fools just have to have Halo 3.
The only reason I would buy a crap console such as Xbox 360 is to sell it on Ebay at a higher price to mindless idiots.
by Beaux December 24, 2006
by Jack De August 28, 2008