The art of knowing how to be absolutely gay, so gay that you taught the lead roles of Brokeback Mountain how to be gay. So gay that you were the stunt double for BOTH of the actors. There is absolutely no one gayer than an XL Frozen Alex.
by Carc369 April 24, 2010
A brand of cigar paper which has twice the width of the standard size. the papers are almost always used for blunts because of the ease at which they can be rolled, as well as the DELICIOUS smell and taste.
by ThaMaddHatter September 2, 2010
I love it when Steeler's fans say Super Bowl XL was not fixed. Check out these stats:
Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
Ben Roethlisberger: 9/21 (42%) 123 yards 0 touchdowns 2 interceptions 22 passer rating
Roethlisberger holds the title of having the absolute worst quarterback performance in Super Bowl history. He was even worse than Terry Bradshaw (who was never that good, despite what the media says) in his performance against the LA Rams in Super Bowl XIV. Don't even mention the phantom touchdown he didn't get. He even admitted on national television that he did not get that touchdown.
Willie Parker: 10 carries/93 yards.
On the surface, this is good. But one of his carries was a 75 yard touchdown, so if we take that away, his stats would've been 18 yards on 9 carries, or 2 yards a carry, which is extremely shitty.
Jerome Bettis: 14 carries, 43 yards
I've always hated that overrated fat fuck, and it was a pleasure seeing the Seahawks defense stuff his fatass. He only managed 3 yards a carry. It's also important to mention that Detroit, his home town, hosted Super Bowl XL, and he retired after finally getting his long awaited Super Bowl ring. Is anyone finding this a little coincidental?
The only player on the entire Steeler's team that played well was Hines Ward (123 yards, 5 receptions). Even if the Seahawks won, he would still deserve the MVP (and I fucking hate Hines Ward).
Take away the refs (one of them being a Pittsburgh native), the Seahawks would've destroyed the Steelers, possibly the first shutout in Super Bowl history.
For a full analysis of Super Bowl XL, please go to: http://www.lunaranomalies.com/XL-officiating.htm
by david smith, jr. January 18, 2009
A fat faggot who sits on his ass all day and plays games or fucks his cat 5 times a week without a care. He eats food all the time and is Canadian. He is the reason that earthquakes happrn.
by RevUpDoezFryerz June 20, 2018
Stop being a xl Skater lx
by SmellWatDeWockIsWookin' May 23, 2018
The term "XL"/"Extra Large" is used to make jokes upon a person who creates/makes fake stories about their "XL(extra large) penis".(1)
The "XL"/"Extra Large" is used at any time a descriptive word in a converstaion is needed(2).
XL originated from a person who believes themself to be a higher/better human being than the rest of civilisation.
The "XL"/"Extra Large" is used at any time a descriptive word in a converstaion is needed(2).
XL originated from a person who believes themself to be a higher/better human being than the rest of civilisation.
(1) "Then she went through my drawers and found an empty box of XL/Xtra Large CONDOMS, can u belive it? An EMPTY box of XL/ Extra Large CONDOMS!!!"
(2)
Person 1- These very big crisps!!
person 2- You mean, very XL/extra large crisps!!!
Person 1- Seen this poster, its XL/Extra Large!!!
(2)
Person 1- These very big crisps!!
person 2- You mean, very XL/extra large crisps!!!
Person 1- Seen this poster, its XL/Extra Large!!!
by XL magic man April 7, 2009
A dreadhead 8 foot tall 500 pound Jamaican dark skin nigga guarding the hot chicken wings at Popeyes. Don’t fuck with him because Tyrone fucked his girl and now he’s out for vengeance. He was crafted by Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King in the Holy Henney. He could beat the dog shit out of Muhammid Ali and Mike Tyson by the time he was 2 weeks old. He has an obsession with old black granny’s toenail fungus and clippings. He drank the Holy Henney so he became immortal and had the ability to time travel with this 87 inch cock.
He was the best slave a cracka could ask for.
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He was the best slave a cracka could ask for.
*Sponsored by Slavery*
#FuckAbrahamLincoln
#RosaParkIsKindaBad
#LizzoIsBae
I didn’t want Popeyes because a Quad XL Giga Nigga was there denying the plebeian niggas access to the kool aid and chicken, so that he could have it all for himself.
by TaQauvions Sextoy November 28, 2022