Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches

I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.

by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011

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Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).

Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."

by WayneBradySandwich February 18, 2010

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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.

That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.

by jazzwolf May 16, 2022

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pixie wrangling

To make pixies (electricity) bend to your will.

Let´s do some pixie wrangling on these electric chooch.

by fydyl January 17, 2018

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Bust Wrangle

To hold firmly against one's bust to calm/subdue a small animal.

To smother between one's bust to get your own way.

She was bust wrangling the chickens back into their coop.

I didn't want to do the dishes last night. My wife got me against the wall and bust wrangled me. So I did the dishes.

by Regnold Bilmfrick December 6, 2020

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Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.

There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.

by Rodney Cobbletop December 14, 2010

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