When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.
Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"
Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"
Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"
Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"
Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"
Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"
Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"
by Derrick Snow May 04, 2007
Submit the wooden toaster
by A wooden toaster zombie November 13, 2019
Jesus, only made of wood
by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007
Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.
A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: "Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!"
by Hansel VanEnema January 23, 2007
An asshole made of wood.
by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011
"Don't go down to the dock tonight unless you want to get fitted for a wooden suit." (i.e. don't go down there unless you want to end up in a coffin.)
by clay sails February 08, 2006
A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
by hack314 February 11, 2007