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woketardigan

The figurative act of changing into a cardigan of moral authority in preparation for delivering a lecture demanding strict and immediate adherence to the current standards of political correctness.
Welp. There's Don Lemon on CNN, slipping on his woketardigan to tell us all how everything is proof systemic racism and if you don't agree, you should be permabanned by Twitter, Facebook and Youtube, plus force-fed several copies of Robin DiAngelo's tomes of hate.
by Ministry of Fragility August 7, 2020
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woketivism

Believing activism, and therefore change, can be achieved via engagements through social media against positions opposite of one's views.
All the woketivism in the world won't feed a single person, grant care to those in need, or even change someone's view.

Daryl uses Woketivism to feel like he's making a difference in a world that 99.999% of the population will never read his comment.
by 3rdeye7 October 17, 2022
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grassy wicket

1. a wicket is the name of the pitch used in the game of cricket - a grassy wicket is an indication of an interesting day's play.

2. refers to the pubic hair status of a young female.

2. a good opportunity.
"she looked a bit young, but there was grass on the wicket so i went ahead and played cricket."
by noof April 7, 2004
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Woketard

(In politics) A Politician that identifies with his Race Ethnicity or Nationality instead of his Citizenship
Joe Biden is such a Woketard
by Qanon ymous February 24, 2022
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Wickets

A game between Hockey Canada Officials mainly Linesmen who try and see who can get the puck through their legs the most times with out interfering with the play as they are extremely board and have nothing better to do.
Paul: Hey Evan want to play Wickets

Evan: Yeah I bet you 2 dollars.
by Tyb June 7, 2012
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Woketopian

Someone who is exceptionally woke.

They regularly surface progressive topics in an annoying way. 'Hey, did you check your priviledge before you decided to do x?'
Hey, Pierce just quoted MLK early and talked about shortening the gender pay gap. He is a Woketopian.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
by ninuzzu April 14, 2015
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