Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

Wisconsin Snow Blower

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.

Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?

by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021

Wisconsin Snowmobile

When a man is wearing skis and enters doggy position. The woman hooks her tongue to his exhaust pipe while he swings his sack around her chin like a punching bag. His excretion will thrust the couple in a snowmobile fashion.

I was real honey so I gave Carolyn a Wisconsin snowmobile

by BigRhonda69 July 20, 2023

Wisconsin Stuffed Donut

When you shit and cum inside a nigger chick's pussy and fuck her.

"This hot nigger girl just moved in so I gave her a Wisconsin Stuffed Donut."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

Wisconsin Strudel

The action of putting toaster strudel frosting in someone’s ass or vagina and then proceeding to eat the frosting out.

Landyn frequently uses the Wisconsin strudel.

by Pimp cracker February 25, 2026

Wisconsin Sunroof

while driving on I-94 you open your sunroof and toss excrement out the sunroof directed at the car following.

Ken: some asshole was tailgating me so I hit em with a good ol’ Wisconsin Sunroof

by Tyson graver March 15, 2026

Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025