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Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.
Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!
by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010
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Beffica Winklesnoot

A rude character from Bugsnax. Like a valley girl type character, voiced by one who did the most voices for anime girls. Yes cassandra voiced a purple monster, don't you forget that.
My first crush was Beffica Winklesnoot.
by Sophia Read June 22, 2021
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doody winklesass

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.
-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass
by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005
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fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)
37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"
by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008
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tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.
Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”
by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020
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wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.
You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.
by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008
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Sphincter Wrinkle

I had to shit so bad I tore a sphincter wrinkle
by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008
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