The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
by JannRickles March 15, 2021
by NUBBYNUB December 15, 2018
microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!
by Just Shut Up February 09, 2009
by bilboTbaggins June 29, 2012
A Windows-based Operating System, released on October 22, 2009. It's base upon Windows XP made it functional in stock condition. Upon adding internet access and downloads to this concoction, Vista goes into Hyper-Security mode. It asks users constantly whether or not they want to let a program run.
In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
In fact, it's so secure, it's material equivalent is not of titanium, continental crust, nor is it of wood. It's of swiss cheese.
Julia: Hey, Marissa! I just upgraded to Windows Vista. I'll be more secured than ever!
Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
Marissa: May god have mercy on your computer's digital soul.
by MS-DOS March 16, 2012
One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.
For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
by Teslarossa November 16, 2013
Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap
Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more
by VistaIsAwesome July 28, 2008