Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe

by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024

San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.

“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”

by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024