Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

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weltz

well, obviously!

Guy #1: That girl definitely wants you.
Guy #2: Weltz bro.

by LA swag November 18, 2011

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A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.

Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?

by NSW1979 February 17, 2010

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weltanschlong

Spelled without a "g", this word means Global size Penis.

I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

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Welterschlang

The complete and utter eradication of an existing system of beliefs, technology, bureaucracy or anything that has been organized into a state in which it cannot be disassembled or sufficiently modified in part or parts. In concept, whatever is being welterschlanged will leave a vacuum in which a more effective system will be employed with no ties whatsoever to the previous system.

This automation system has been in disrepair for so long... but everyone is still politically invested to keep it. I'm sick of doing workarounds the entire affair needs a welterschlang. Any and all hardware and ideology involved with keeping it needs to be annihilated.

by r.daneel December 6, 2016

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