wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.

Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.

by Angel Love December 5, 2007

Wearing the Pants

Luke proposed to Loreal only after she demanded it. Loreal wears the pants.

In their relationship, Loreal is wearIng the pants.

by MKlass14 January 14, 2017

Wearing my face

Kiss,snog,make out

Dude...she was all over me, she was practically wearing my face

by Carlosoil September 29, 2017

Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

by UnamusedForFun June 26, 2016

Wearing your heart on your Facebook

A play on "Wear your heart on your sleeve"-

Finding out people's mood or state of mind via the status update on Facebook.

Guy#1: "Dude, I'm feeling totally bummed about the Colts losing... I gotta go change my Facebook status."
Guy#2: "Dude, you gotta stop wearing your heart on your Facebook, it's embarrassing me."

by Lokutani December 9, 2007

Wearing a big hat

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018