waterboat

where a bloke puts his head in between a woman's breasts and blows raspberries.

"can i give you a waterboat?"
"sure, whats that?"
"i'll show you."
*man puts his head in between breats*
'phhttttt'
*blows raspberries*
etc

by Kilaaa August 12, 2007

academic waterboarding

The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.

He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.

by PeeDeeGee November 21, 2009

waterboring

in analogy to the torture method of waterboarding; it means having to sit through the mind-numbing, nerve killing, boring recounts of some turd you cannot walk away from for diplomatic, social reasons or just out of respect.

John Stewart (The daily show):
So how did John Kerry convince Karzai to change his mind. Oh I know: listening to John Kerry go on and on, tat's like waterboring.

by wordjunky November 2, 2009

Waterbury Misevta

A school where a bunch of gay people are put together and they don’t know everyone is gay so they act straight

I’m from Waterbury Misevta

by I’mapancake December 16, 2021

waterboarding

When you ejaculate on a person's face, and the cum-shot ends up going up their nostrils, making it temporarily difficult for him or her to breathe through their nose. The reference is to the torture technique in which a victim is placed on a downwards sloping board, and water is poured into his or her's nostrils, simulating the sensation of drowning.

"Man, I just wanted to cum on her face, but I ended up waterboarding her instead."

"You can cum on my face, but don't waterboard me."

by G8tto Fabul0so March 25, 2010

waterbury

v. To send a UCONN applicant to a shitty side campus on a street corner of Waterbury, Connecticut. Usually considered the ultimate diss. Ten minutes after you celebrate your acceptance, you find out you just got fucked over.

Fuck...Uconn just waterburyed me. The least the could have done was rejected me.

by fuckuconn April 22, 2006

waterboarding

A form of torture which simulates drowning by placing a sheet of cloth over one's face and pouring water over it. The wet cloth makes is impossible to breathe through. This tactic is used by the U.S. interrogators and others when dealing with suspected terrorists and other detainees.

The Marine was left with no choice but to induce waterboarding when interrogating his detainee.

by GuitarkidUSCG June 26, 2007