wat

This word means "what" usually to people who are lazy to write a 4 letter word on their keyboard on their phone/computer...

You: "See the new movie?"
Friend: "wat movie??"
You: "You forgot!!"
Friend: "WAT? WAT MOVIE?!"
You: "Nevermind"

by OvenBakeG April 28, 2016

wat....

derived by two people talking in a public, online chat room about masturbation, the phrase wat.... is used to break an awkward silence after an extremely bazaar or sexually inclined comment.

person 1: I think I'm going to join the military so that I can get a college fund and finish my education. what are you planning on doing with your life?
Person 2: I'll probably get a job as a mechanic and work to get the money. I hate those military colleges.
female 1: I had sex with person 2 but the doctor said it was your sperm, person 1. you didn't do anything to me at thing 18's party did you?
everyone:..................................................................................
person 2:wat....

by DK The Gaurd May 16, 2010

wat

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

by LunaMoon14 November 29, 2015

wat

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

by FatFedoraGuy.lele November 20, 2015

wat dafuq

It simply means "What the fuck", just poorly typed, possibly in an attempt to sound "cool".

*Online*
Bob: I want to be a giraffe

Jimmy: wat dafuq
Bob: Learn to type.

by uwotm80 June 1, 2015

wat dee

1. Another way of saying "what the". 2. A way to break the awkward silence. 3.

Crickets: chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
Donald: WAT DEE

by supa person January 13, 2020

wat mean?

A question frequently asked when pondering the existence of a phenomenon, particularly one relating to nature.

Chimp in state of nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does, wat mean?

by spaghettiD April 21, 2021