A game that is for holocaust denying wehraboos and tankies who think Joseph Stalin is funny, or dumbass Americans
by A J1 Potomac steam locomotive October 17, 2022
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War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
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Get the War Thunder mug.An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.
by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025
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my bro got that war thunder rizz lol *points at man screaming facts about the b 29 US bomber aircraft at a woman".
by DieWirblesturm January 23, 2024
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