Wagglington

Performing spontaneous acts of magik!

James did a Wagglington while having sex on the MUGA
Daniel had a Zaldec about doing a Wagglington
Will likes Cheese

by XXICEMASTER June 9, 2021

Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Watsoning

The moment of having severe lag and heavy glitches around the internet , the curse can be lifted if you're patient or restarting your client/device

i'm watsoning so hard

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

bully-waggling

It is a type of tug of war with words but getting nowhere or not coming to a resolution. A push of opinions but staying stagnant due to the varying opinions.

This conversation is full of people bully-waggling.

by Dr. Chancee December 9, 2023

the faggoning

an alternate term for pride month, mainly to offend gay people

john
"dude.. its the faggoning!"

joe
"the..whatoning?"

john
"the faggoning! havent you heard?"

joe
".. ??"

by most offensive man ever May 13, 2024

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025