wtfail

Basically, What the fail.

Dude: I Love You Man
Girl: Wtfail
Other guy: Lol

by BernitaThePurpleDinosaur January 13, 2009

WTFIYP

Short for, "What the fuck is your problem".

"I hate you and I hope you die!!!!"
"Dude. WTFIYP today?"

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004

WTFIT?

Who The Fuck Is That?

Tweetie 1: I'm following @harveylevintmz
Tweetie 2: WTFIT?
Tweetie 1: Some Random Guy.
Tweetie 2: Oh

by NoFX_Fan May 13, 2009

wtfiwwjp

wtfiwwjp

Stands for 'What The Fuck Is Wrong With Japanese People'.
Often used attempting to comprehend strange Japanese lingo/behaviour/adult entertainment.

Japanese announicer: "In this show, the contestants will be forced to stay in the pit of scorpions. The longer they stay in the pit, the longer the girls in the bikinis stay on the bouncing chair, and the longer the contestants get to see the girls' boobies bounce around."

Me: WTFIWWJP????

by sdfsdfsdfs November 4, 2006

WTFITRL

A contraction of WTF, and "Is this real life?", from the viral video David after dentist.

Man, I was so drunk last night that after those girls lifted their shirts and made out with that ugly guy; I was like WTFITRL?

by Phil VonA March 27, 2009

WTFpie

something so WTF, and so much of it, you can make pie with it.

Erin is so full of shit, she could make a WTFpie.

by DEADLYMIX014 March 11, 2010

WTFMI

To be so totally clueless as to not know where you are or where you are going when high on drugs... This can be brief or for some time.

Etymology: Where The Fuq aM I

I waz drivin back 2 ma crib along the usual path afta takin sum of dem mystery pillz, when all of a sudden i experienced a WTFMI moment... I did not kno wat road i waz on or where i waz goin .

by CodegoErgoSum May 15, 2016