Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 23, 2022

wolfgang

plant killing rat who killed an entire office building of people.

HEY, THATS WOLFGANG!!
- isnt he wanted for homicide?
HE KILLED MY HOUSE PLANT.

by nebula lynn April 2, 2020

WolfGang

A group of the funniest coolest kids you will ever meet and gets all the girls Has many friends but don’t make them mad.

Bruh I wish part of the WolfGang

by Djdtydtgr May 8, 2018

wolfgang's elapse

The large elapse in time perceived following an elipitical pattern from the start of the diameter to it's end

Wolfgang's elapse of that movie is unreal I can't believe it's only an hour and a half

by GangTatted June 23, 2022

Wolfgangism

Where you you worship people named Wolfgang

Hi we are here to convert you to wolfgangism and if you refuse we will convert you by force

by Wolfninja October 6, 2021

Wolfgang

Typically a persons name, derived from the strength of a pack of wolves

Typically a persons name, derived from the strength of a pack of wolves...”Wolfgang is a strong and impeccable person.”

by Wolfgang23c August 24, 2019