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Three depressed suicidal thots. Usually a white, Mexican, and Guatemalan trio.
Cielo: Did you know Gabby,Andrea and Janell are Wanda girls ?
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Wanda ist the most caring person in the world. She loves deeply and truly. Wanda may bei shy and will never make the first step but once you've done that she will always be there. Wanda is like the moon in a warm summernight, like the first snow on a cold winter morning. She will be the woman of your dreams
Person 1: i've met a wanda
Person 2: you gotta keep her
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Wanda is a loving and beautiful soul
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wanda is a hawt mf
wanda have my kids please im begging you
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Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.
She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.

Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
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