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Meat Violin

by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014
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Second Violinity

When you touch a violin for the first time, and you don't enjoy it. Then, for all legal and official purposes, you did not ever touch the violin
WOAH THERE! DID YOU JUST TOUCH THAT VIOLIN?

Don't worry, I have second violinity

Understandable, have a nice day
by Don'tTouchViolins May 16, 2018
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2nd Violin

The 2nd violins either want to kill themselves or are extremely happy all the time. 1st chair second violin is most likely the one getting attacked the most and has depression. Seconds are hated and rarely get to melody. The seconds get attacked almost as much as the violas.
2nd Violins vs 1st Violins:🐟vs🐠
by Orchestra Kid November 12, 2018
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Blue Violin

Another name for a well groomed, sophisticated lady's front bottom.
"Care to pluck my blue violin?"
by ShannGantt May 6, 2010
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violin

Euphemism for Thomas Jefferson's penis, made evident by the musical number "He Plays the Violin" from 1776.
"He plays the violin
He tucks it right under his chin
And he bows, oh he bows
For he knows, yes he knows
That it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Twixt my heart, Tom and his fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High, high, high, high
I am undone

I hear his violin
And I get that feeling within
And I sigh, oh I sigh
He draws near, very near
And it's high-high-high-diddle diddle
Goodbye to the fiddle
My strings are unstrung
High-high-high-high
I'm always undone"

-Martha Jefferson
by TheViolinIsHisPenis July 28, 2011
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epic violin guy

Epic Violin Guy played with Epic Sax Guy in the Eurovision 2010 contest and performed in the band The Sunstroke Project and Olia Tira. But, Epic Violin Guy is not as cool as Epic Sax Guy
person 1-did you hear of epic violin guy??
person 2-FUCK YOU... DON'T YOU EVER DISGRACE EPIC SAX GUY LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!
person 1-"slices throat"
by Vookudlak October 8, 2011
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wrist violins

to "play" them is to practice Phlebotomy, or to cut oneself
I saw some girl playing the wrist violins in the back of Hot Topic.
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