Vagitate

A woman’s preferred activity on her heaviest flow days.

I don’t want worry about ruining my pants while shopping today — let’s just stay home and vagitate.”

by AnasRealHusband November 18, 2017

Vagitation

Guy 1: How's your girls pussy?
Guy 2: Damn dude she has a lot of vagitation!
Guy 1: Shit that sucks.

by Gayby69 September 5, 2016

Any vegetable that can be used as a dildo.

Vagi-table.

No woman over the age of 30 should be without a vagitable in their fridge.

A type of vegetable. Can be related with vaginas and usually only liked with beef.

Me: "Why don't you like vegetables?"
James: "I only like vagitables with beef, like EW."

by Acrimonyyy August 13, 2017

Adj. Whining, crying, being a debbie-downer.

Dude all you do is bitch about everything and whine all the time, I'm so sick of your vagitity

by michelle dupuis February 26, 2008

The vagitational pull is the attraction that the vagina exerts on an object or that an object exerts on the vagina.

My lighter and stuff always gets sucked in between my legs or under my butt because my vagitational pull is so strong.

by AlethalFairy November 17, 2022