Vacation Dick 

The type of dick that you go for when you need a break from your boyfriend. It is typically much larger than you boyfriends and is often black. You may get vacation dick if you are not satisfied with your current sex life. This is not however something you could fuck often but simply a treat just as a vacation would be.

The boyfriend dick just got too boring I had to take a break and get some vacation dick.

Vacation Dick by Whatahmelone May 27, 2016

Vacation Dick 

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.

*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"

Vacation Dick by Navychief929 May 25, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D

"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."

vacation dick by Nickiminajyourface May 23, 2016

vacation dick 

A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)

hes got a vacation dick

vacation dick by billy the bob joey May 22, 2016

vacation dick 

A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).

Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"

Boyfriend dick

vacation dick by Joynucci May 14, 2016

vacation dick 

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.

Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."

vacation dick by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016

vacation dick 

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.

Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.

vacation dick by bottom_boy June 17, 2016