vacation dick

A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)

Fwb
the D
"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
by Nickiminajyourface May 01, 2016
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vacation dick

A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)
hes got a vacation dick
by billy the bob joey May 02, 2016
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vacation dick

A huge dick, but so big you wouldn't want to be taking it regularly/long term. Opposite of boyfriend dick.
"OMG when i was in Ibiza i hooked up with a guy called Marco and OMG he had such a vacation dick."
by Joe "madman" Griffiths April 27, 2016
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vacation dick

Upgraded Dick that women get when they take a "girls only" trip to vegas or other desireable destinations and are in a committed relationship. This is usually with a guy who they don't want to be with permanently but is a physical upgrade from the fucker they have sitting at home.
I was so glad that vacation dick came around. That boyfriend dick was getting so boring.
by TheOneInTheCorner85 April 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A large/huge penis that one is unable to receive on a regular basis (due to pain,discomfort, tenderness ).
Girl: "OMG, I hooked up w/ a vacation dick last night & today my pussy's so sore. Can't see him for awhile again!"

Boyfriend dick
by Joynucci May 08, 2016
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vacation dick energy

Originally derived from big dick energy, vacation dick energy describes the swagger or panache displayed by someone with extreme confidence (but not cockiness) while on vacation. VDE, as it is commonly referred can be difficult to describe but those in its presence can sense it. If you're not familiar with this feeling you have likely not yet experienced it.
The young man radiated vacation dick energy on his trip to Florida. While his looks resembled that of Howard Stern, he radiated the energy of someone with the looks of Brad Pitt.
by vacation boys anonymous March 19, 2019
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dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.
Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.
by spizzike March 16, 2017
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