The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"
Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!
by MayflyLane February 28, 2016
n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.
Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.
by Macbeezy April 08, 2011
During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.
-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".
-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".
-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".
by youreallydon'twanttoknow November 18, 2015
Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight
by Marquito del Muerte August 18, 2011
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 25, 2011
A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
by Joe Salone September 21, 2010
the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.
Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018